Get In Loser, We're Going Cruising
Consider this your boarding call. Get the girls together for a cocktail cruise through Melbourne, then step off the boat and straight into the rest of your night. Waterfront dinner is a stroll away, drinks with a view are waiting after that, and nobody has to interrupt the fun to figure out where you’re going next. The only plan is to keep a very good night going.
From $449.00 Whilst our weekend packages typically remain at the advertised price, accommodation pricing may fluctuate depending on your chosen date. Why? Naturally some dates are in higher demand, such as school holidays, New Years eve etc. Your friendly girls trip consultant will provide accurate pricing for your chosen dates once you send your enquiry! per person, with a minimum of 6 attendees. Expecting less? Tell us how manyLove this package, but expecting less attendees than the required minimum? Don’t stress! We can cater for groups of many sizes, and can’t wait to help you achieve your Girls Trip goals! Simply let us know the expected group size when you submit your enquiry, and we can help you find one of our My Ultimate Girls Trip packages to suit your group size. It's that easy!.
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The Group Chat Has Officially Left the Shore
There are girls weekend suggestions that get a polite little heart reaction in the group chat, and then there are the ones that have everyone checking dates immediately. A cocktail cruise through Melbourne tends to fall into the second category. Get In Loser, We’re Going Cruising puts the girls on the water for two hours of cocktails, music and city views, then brings you back to shore for waterfront dining, bubbly overlooking the city and an overnight stay in your own Melbourne city apartment. Consider the group chat officially summoned.
Check into your Melbourne city apartment and commence the highly organised operation known as everyone getting ready at once. The playlist goes on, somebody has brought enough makeup for a small department store and at least one person is standing in front of the mirror asking whether her outfit needs earrings while already wearing earrings. Eventually, against all odds, everyone is ready. Excellent, because you have a boat to catch.
Then the real fun starts. Step aboard your cocktail cruise and straight into two hours of music, cocktails and good vibes. This isn’t the kind of cruise where everyone quietly admires the scenery. The music is up, the cocktails are flowing and Melbourne is moving past you while the whole boat settles into party mode. Pick from mimosas, tequila sunrises, blue lagoons and piña coladas, find your spot with the girls and get amongst it. Somebody will start dancing earlier than expected. Somebody else will insist on a group photo while everyone still looks respectable.
By the time you dock, getting off the boat is going to feel deeply unreasonable. Luckily, stepping back onto dry land just means the next part of this incredible night gets started. Stroll straight to our waterfront restaurant, where your reserved space and shared dining are waiting. Plates hit the table, the cruise gets an immediate debrief and approximately four stories from the previous two hours are already being retold despite the fact everyone was there.
After dinner, there’s still no need for a logistical committee meeting. Take another easy walk to our bar overlooking the city and river, where your reserved space and a bottle of bubbly are waiting for the group. Settle in, pour a glass and watch Melbourne light up around you while the night carries on exactly as it should. No “where are we going next?” debate conducted on the footpath. No losing half the group between venues. The boat might have docked, but the night has plenty of mileage left in it.
When you’re finally ready to call it, your Melbourne city apartment is waiting for the whole group. Nobody needs to peel off early because they’ve got an hour-long trip home, and nobody has to be the sensible one announcing she should probably get going. Tonight, going home means going back together.
Shoes are kicked off and the post-night analysis begins immediately. Somebody starts telling a story that happened three hours ago as though the rest of you weren’t standing beside her when it happened. Photos are inspected. Moments are reconstructed. One conversation becomes five. This is why the overnight matters. The night out gets everyone together. The hours afterwards are often where the best bits happen.
The song that got everyone dancing on the boat, cocktails with Melbourne moving past you, stepping off the cruise and straight into dinner, then wandering on for bubbly with the city lit up around you. You could keep trying to find a night everyone is free for dinner. Or you could put a cocktail cruise in the group chat and watch calendars miraculously clear. Call or chat with us on 1300 339 734, or send a message through Our Contact Form to check availability.