Why the girls keep picking axe throwing
Polite all week. Not this weekend.
You’ve spent all week being extremely polite. ’No worries’ when there were, in fact, worries, and ’per my last email’ typed through gritted teeth. Then somebody in the group chat says axe throwing, and the replies come in faster than any of those emails.
This group is very good at swearing it will try something one day, and famously bad at picking the day. Axe throwing has been on the maybe pile for years. Your own My Ultimate AXEpert shows everyone how it’s done, the first one bounces off with a deeply unglamorous clang, and then one sticks and the whole lane screams like you’ve won the grand final.
It’s friendly competition, with a scoreboard everybody suddenly cares about very much, and somehow the most relaxed the group has felt all year. The stress leaves somewhere in the second round, usually right as you let go of the handle. It doesn’t come back all weekend.
Time with your girls belongs with the essentials, not on the someday list, and it turns out it can start with a very satisfying thud.